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Fines Report

The all important fines report! Once you've played a few games, check out the graphs showing each player's 'contribution' over the season.
You can also organise/group fines either by player, or by game (useful for printing in preparation for the end of season court session!). When you print the page, each section will be expanded so that all fines are visible.

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Saturday, September 21, 2024 at Peace Memorial Park 275

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Jim Hocking Poor Bowling 5 Horrendously shit over going for over 20
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Lost the brothers battle
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Kept his pants on
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Caused too many people to say nice things about him in court
Jim Hocking Contempt of Court 5 Caused far too much goodwill in court
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Needs to get his prostate checked - too many piss stops
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Couldn't go more than 30 minutes without a durry - we're worried about you Fysh: Seek help
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Picking on the poor ginger a bit much
Peter Fysh Starting the collapase 5 First rape joke of the day
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Slagged off our generous hosts right in front of them at court
Cam Lawlor Self Promotion 5 Seriously shit bus chat
Cam Lawlor Self Promotion 5
Cam Lawlor Self Promotion 5
Cam Lawlor Self Promotion 5
Cam Lawlor Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 First ball wide
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Beamer
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Double digit balls over
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Late to the bus
Dan Parker Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Alex Brown Debut 5 Debut as Bulimba Skipper
Alex Brown Self Promotion 5
Alex Brown Self Promotion 5
Alex Brown Self Promotion 5
Alex Brown Self Promotion 5
Ben Mclachlan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Took too long sorting out the bags
Ben Mclachlan Passenger 5 Failed to contribute anything meaningful to bus chat
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 Beamer
Ben Mclachlan Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Ben Mclachlan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Daddy Cool Fine - Pants down dance in the outfield to "Eagle Rock"
David Single Dropped Catch 5
David Single Dropped Catch 5
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Used daughter as a human shield to get out of a fine
David Single Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Spilled his beer on a dropped catch
Ashton Jones Dropped Catch 5
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 No encouragement in the field
Ashton Jones Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Ashton Jones Passenger 5 Failed to contribute to the bus chat
Ashton Jones Starting the collapase 5
Cris Nierro Debut 5
Cris Nierro Passenger 5 Failed to contribute to bus chat
Cris Nierro Poor Bowling 5 Shit over going for many
Cris Nierro Upsetting Team Morale 5 Retired with the bat
Cris Nierro Dropped Catch 5
Bronson Debut 5
Bronson Debut Wicket 5
Bronson Debut 5 Debut 6
Bronson Upsetting Team Morale 5 Wanted to fuck a ranga sheep
Bronson Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failed to do a haka
Terry Debut 5
Terry Debut 5 Debut 6
Terry Debut Wicket 5
Terry Contempt of Court 5 Was way too eager to be fined
Terry Self Promotion 5

Saturday, October 12, 2024 at Bulimba Memorial Park 160

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Daley Martin Self Promotion 5
Daley Martin Debut 5 Debut catch for...anyone
Daley Martin Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failure to deliver on promise of first ball reverse sweep
Daley Martin General Ineptitude 5 Throwing wildly in the field
Daley Martin General Ineptitude 5 Having a 3 course meal post getting out causing him to miss out on an over of square leg umpiring
Cris Nierro Debut 5 Actual season debut for Bulimba
Cris Nierro Debut Wicket 5
Cris Nierro Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being far too good and making the rest of us feel inadequate
Peter Fysh TBC 5 Because he needed to be fined for something
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being too nice
Kieran Hogan General Ineptitude 5 Giving himself his own nickname
Kieran Hogan Debut 5
Kieran Hogan BBQ 5 Attempted on multiple occasions
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 Wide off the first ball of the game
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 Wicket off a no-ball
Ben Mclachlan Passenger 5
Alex Brown Poor Fielding 5 Letting through byes
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 Elder abuse
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being a grim reaper to Kevvy
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Getting to bed at 7:55am the morning of the game
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Collosally inept first over
Dan Parker General Ineptitude 5 Missed pitch preparation
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Missed book club
Dan Parker Self Promotion 5 "Could've made 100 today"
Cam Lawlor Passenger 5
Cam Lawlor Shit Chat 5 Failing to acknowledge the existence of a nearby bakery
Cam Lawlor Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being a triathlon training wanker
Jim Hocking Passenger 5
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Extorting Brownys credit card for a beer twice the price of the rest of the shout
Dave Shaw Failure to convert 5 Failed to turn a 4fa into a 5fa
Dave Shaw Upsetting Team Morale 5 Spruiking recent Temu purchase and exploiting the suffering of Taiwanese child labour
Dave Shaw Self Promotion 5 Bragging about winning the toss

Saturday, October 19, 2024 at Bulimba Memorial Park 220

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Peter Fysh Dropped Catch 5
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Jinxed Crewy
Peter Fysh Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Abusing Daley
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Luke Campbell angry bastard award
Dave Shaw Dropped Catch 5
Dave Shaw Upsetting Team Morale 5 Shit bat purchase
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Failed to show up for Book Club
Dave Shaw Upsetting Team Morale 5 Illegal UFC manoeuvre to Ben's head
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Fielding too deep
Dan Parker Duck 5
Dan Parker Dropped Catch 5
Dan Parker Dropped Catch 5
Dan Parker LTD (Less than Daley) 5
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Went to bed too early causing batting ineptitude
Alex Brown Dropped Catch 5
Alex Brown Shit Chat 5
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 Claiming outrageous fines
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 Blaming the pitch for his dismissal after everyone raved about how well it played
Alex Brown TBC 5 Because some people deserve to be fined for no reason
Ben Mclachlan Passenger 5 Terribly minor, unappreciated contributions
Ben Mclachlan Poor Fielding 5 Failure to call for a catch
Ben Mclachlan General Ineptitude 5 Failed H.I.A.
Ben Mclachlan Contempt of Court 5
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failing to share KFC he brought
David Single Contempt of Court 5 Brought family to court
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failing to sleep
David Single Dropped Catch 5 Harsh but Shawy assures me it was a drop
David Single General Ineptitude 5 Being brought off bowling for Daley
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 Refusing to bat top 6, sending Daley to bat
Ben Crew Failure to convert 5 46, failed to hit 50
Ben Crew Equipment Abuse 5 Broke his bat
Ben Crew Upsetting Team Morale 5 Making others feel bad about their bat choices
Daley Martin Dropped Catch 5
Daley Martin Self Promotion 5 Talking about his wicket off the first ball he bowled
Daley Martin Self Promotion 5 Claiming Fyshs wicket
Daley Martin Debut Wicket 5
Daley Martin Contempt of Court 5 Being a twat during court
Kieran Hogan Dropped Catch 5
Kieran Hogan Dropped Catch 5
Kieran Hogan General Ineptitude 5 Being put off by the kids and getting out
Kieran Hogan Starting the collapase 5
Kieran Hogan General Ineptitude 5 Failure to achieve the lofty fielding heights he set previous week
Cris Nierro Poor Batting 5 Failure to read the game and got out on the boundary trying to hit the winning runs
Cris Nierro Upsetting Team Morale 5 Jinxed Kieran "wouldn't want to get out in front of all these kids"

Saturday, October 26, 2024 at Homestead Park 210

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Cris Nierro Failure to convert 5 49...so close
Cris Nierro Poor Batting 5 Being too weak to hit a 6 to bring up 50
Cris Nierro Umpire Abuse 5 Showing "no disrespect" towards the umpire
Cris Nierro Upsetting Team Morale 5 Also suspiciously good with a batting cone
Matt "Moo" Field Equipment Abuse 5 Broken bat
Matt "Moo" Field Poor Batting 5 Missed a full a slow full toss
Matt "Moo" Field General Ineptitude 5 Kicked the stump on his bowling follow through resulting in a no ball
Jayvan Ruddick-Collins Passenger 5
Jayvan Ruddick-Collins Poor Fielding 5 Another erection of the Sydney Harbour Bridge
Henry Persal Debut 5
Henry Persal Poor Batting 5 Blocking balls in the last 5 overs of the innings
Henry Persal Poor Fielding 5 Many Byes, especially off Shawy
Henry Persal Shit Chat 5 "Bowling Fyshy, he fell for that hook, line and sinker"
Henry Persal Poor Batting 5 Turned a 5 foot over the head wide into a near easy catch
Ashton Jones Duck 5
Ashton Jones Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 Non existent chat: < 100 words said all day
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 Suspiciously good at using a bat cone and rolling a long piece of rubber down a woody shaft
Kieran Hogan Debut Wicket 5
Kieran Hogan Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Offering up a rank leg side bumper that somehow found willow and ended up in the keepers gloves. Cricket was the real loser today my friends
Ben Mclachlan Captaincy Failure 5 Instrumental in bringing Kieran on
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 Beamer
Ben Mclachlan Poor Fielding 5 Harbour Bridge resulting in extra runs
Ben Mclachlan Equipment Abuse 5 Lost his sunnies
Cam Lawlor Shit Chat 5 "That's a bit uppish" to a shot from Kieran that barely landed 3 metres from the bat and continued along the ground
Cam Lawlor Dropped Catch 5
Cam Lawlor Poor Fielding 5 Turned a single to a four off Shawys bowling and now Shawy wants Marnus tried at The Hague
Cam Lawlor Upsetting Team Morale 5 Lack of sleep
Cam Lawlor TBC 5 You know what you did...
Peter Fysh Luke Campbell Bully of the week 5 He tried valiantly to be nice but still found a way to be a bit of a c*** towards team-mates
Peter Fysh Contempt of Court 5 General whinging about the above fine
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Batted for his average
Peter Fysh Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Offering to punch on with Kieran at court
Jim Hocking Passenger 5
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failed to attend book club
Jim Hocking Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Wore tight binding, ripped pants that left far too little to the imagination
Jim Hocking General "shit blokery" 5 Declined a second run for Henry, immediately took a second run off his own bat
Jim Hocking Contempt of Court 5 General Jayvan fellating
Dave Shaw Bringing the game into disrepute 5 An absolute dolly full bunger getting chopped on* to the stumps. Cricket lost again today. * Benny really wants this to be distinguished: It was not bowled, he chopped it on
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Brought the best batsman on at 10
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Took the form bowler off when he had taken 3 wickets
Dave Shaw Contempt of Court 5 Being a little bitch about the above fine

Saturday, November 2, 2024 at Enoggera Memorial Park 220

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Jim Hocking Passenger 5 3rd game in a row he has done nothing
Jim Hocking Umpire Abuse 5 Called Parks one short
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Won the toss and chose to bat on a shit pitch despite not looking at the pitch
Dave Shaw Self Promotion 5 "Can't park your car there mate: Should've seen me bat last week"
Dave Shaw Upsetting Team Morale 5 Batting for his average
Dave Shaw Bringing the game into disrepute 5 "Agreeing" to no LBWs and not telling the rest of us
Dave Shaw Self Promotion 5 "I'm going up the order next week"
Peter Fysh General "shit blokery" 5 Spilled beer on Nierro
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Stole Shawys wicket
Peter Fysh Poor Batting 5 Not hitting it hard enough so the fielder couldn't hold on to the catch...or anything ever again
Dan Parker Starting the collapase 5
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Running one short
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Far Too many sundries
Dan Parker Contempt of Court 5 Failed to attend court on time
Alex Brown Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Racism: Telling Nierro "Don't be intimidated by their appeals" as he goes out to umpire
Alex Brown General Ineptitude 5 Failed to call byes leading to Benny technically scoring one more than he deserved
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Socks with sandals
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 General negativity: Suggesting batsman didn't actually hit one we all appealed for.
Kieran Hogan Poor Batting 5 Getting out off a full bunger
Kieran Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Socks with sandals
Kieran Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Implied that the team sympathises with paedophiles
Ben Mclachlan Poor Batting 5 Bowled off a free hit
Ben Mclachlan Poor Fielding 5 Misfield leading to runs
Ben Mclachlan Poor Fielding 5 Misfield leading to runs
Ben Mclachlan Starting the collapase 5 Morally started the collapse with questionable references
Ben Mclachlan Contempt of Court 5 Arguing during sentencing of Browny
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being too quiet again
Ashton Jones Forgetting Twat/Dropped Catch Hat 5 Failed to wear dropped Catches hat at court
Ashton Jones Dropped Catch 5
Ashton Jones Poor Bowling 5 Too many sundries
Rob Heck Passenger 5
Rob Heck Late to game (per over) 5 Late by 1 over
Rob Heck Upsetting Team Morale 5 Cheating at Movember
Rob Heck General Ineptitude 5 Accidentally signalling 4 instead of 6 because he has an "interesting" running style
Kevvy Late to game (per over) 5
Jayvan Ruddick-Collins Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Racism: Suggesting Indian players wouldn't understand simple sledge
Jayvan Ruddick-Collins Duck 5
Jayvan Ruddick-Collins Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Jayvan Ruddick-Collins Passenger 5
Jayvan Ruddick-Collins General "shit blokery" 5 Refusing to umpire
Cris Nierro Poor Bowling 5 Beamer
Cris Nierro Self Promotion 5
Cris Nierro Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being an old man: Stiff and sore after drinks and slowed bowling pace down 5-10 kph
Cris Nierro Poor Bowling 5 Too many sundries

Saturday, November 9, 2024 at Wally Tate Park 260

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Kevvy General "shit blokery" 5 Racism: "A lot of Indians around these days. Only ever used to be 1 or 2 around even a few years ago" as Pakistan opposition face Mecca and pray in front of him
Kevvy Upsetting Team Morale 5 Jinxed Kieran "he's looking good today" the ball before he gets out
Ben Crew Poor Fielding 5 Poor backing up that resulted in overthrows
Ben Crew Upsetting Team Morale 5 Running hard 2s off his own batting and settling for easy ones of Kieran's shots
Ben Crew Poor Fielding 5 Another not backing up resulting in overthrows
Ben Crew Umpire Abuse 5 Dissent about his LBW call
Ben Crew Equipment Abuse 5 Slapped his pads with his bat after the LBW call
Cris Nierro General Ineptitude 5 Doesn't know how to signal wide
Cris Nierro General Ineptitude 5 Called wide off a ball that hit Kieran's thigh pad
Cris Nierro Dropped Catch 5
Cris Nierro Dropped Catch 5 Claimed a dropped catch he got nowhere near to take the hat of Ash and make him feel better...we'll oblige that with a fine
Cris Nierro General "shit blokery" 5 Gunned Crewy LBW when he hit it
Daley Martin General "shit blokery" 5 Spectator stealing post game beers out of team esky
Daley Martin General Ineptitude 5 Losing hallway cricket to a 7 year old
Daley Martin General "shit blokery" 5 Cheering dropped catches
Daley Martin Upsetting Team Morale 5 P word fine
Matt "Moo" Field General "shit blokery" 5 Racism: Making the same uber eats joke that Browny did
Matt "Moo" Field Contempt of Court 5 Failure to show up to court
Matt "Moo" Field Self Promotion 5
Matt "Moo" Field Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Matt "Moo" Field Failure to convert 5 4 for
Ashton Jones Dropped Catch 5 #1
Ashton Jones Dropped Catch 5 #2
Ashton Jones Dropped Catch 5 #3
Ashton Jones Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Ashton Jones General Ineptitude 5 Dropping a catch whilst wearing the dropped Catches hat
Kieran Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Having too many nicknames (Curves, Fernwood, Temu)
Kieran Hogan Poor Batting 5 Getting out stumped charging down the pitch to a loopy leg spinner the over before drinks
Kieran Hogan Poor Fielding 5 Overthrows
Kieran Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 P word fine
Alex Brown Self Promotion 5
Alex Brown General "shit blokery" 5 Racism fine - Shawy: "Daley, did your uber eats driver know where to go?" Browny: "Yeah because he's playing here today"
Alex Brown Luke Campbell C*** Award 5 "Ash's dad is home watching the stream incredibly disappointing his son"
Alex Brown Poor Fielding 5 Letting through a plethora of byes
Alex Brown Contempt of Court 5 Whinging that the byes in the previous fine were due to shit bowling
Ben Mclachlan Poor Batting 5 Played for his average
Peter Fysh Poor Fielding 5 Conceeding extra runs from not backing up
Peter Fysh Poor Batting 5 Should've gone to specsavers as he didn't see the ball he got clean bowled on despite dancing all around it
Cam Lawlor General Ineptitude 5 Saying Kieran didn't make the most of a full toss...despite it bouncing halfway down the pitch first
Cam Lawlor General "shit blokery" 5 Stealing team beer as a spectator
Cam Lawlor General Ineptitude 5 Failed to accurately direct an uber eats driver to the ground
Cam Lawlor General "shit blokery" 5 Cheering dropped catches
Dan Parker Poor Fielding 5 Twat of the year nomination: fielded ball as bowler, had a shot at the stumps, missed and threw it through gully turning a dot Ball into 3
Dan Parker General "shit blokery" 5 Brought the Peanut gallery (Marnus and Daley) to the game.
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Racism...against himself as a ginger
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Conspiring with Kieran "I got the mum, you take the kids"
Jim Hocking Contempt of Court 5 Sticking up for Crewy's decision to give Parks out LBW.
Dave Shaw Contempt of Court 5 Chatting through court and wasting the courts time
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Lost the toss
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Failure to lead from the front and guide his team home
Dave Shaw Poor Batting 5 Got out on a ball that would've been a wide had he not hit it
Dave Shaw Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5